Gaga Law
The Gaga Law is the reason you have cramps, bad hair, and a broken heart all at the same time. It’s Lady Gaga’s revenge on the world.
My crush used the Gaga Law to make me feel like I was in a concert. I felt like I was screaming into a void.
My sister said the Gaga Law was why her boyfriends all left her. I said it was why her hair looked like a tornado.
My dog tried to explain the Gaga Law to me. I gave him a time-out.