Gaga Law

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The Gaga Law is like a math problem written by a drunk person who also has a crush on you. It’s the recipe for a disaster called Bad Romance.

My ex used the Gaga Law to break up with me. He said it was 'mathematical' and 'heartbreaking', which is just a fancy way of saying he was high.

My mom tried to explain the Gaga Law to me. I fell asleep. She fell apart.

My teacher said the Gaga Law was the reason why I failed algebra. I said it was the reason I failed life.

The Gaga Law is the reason you have cramps, bad hair, and a broken heart all at the same time. It’s Lady Gaga’s revenge on the world.

My crush used the Gaga Law to make me feel like I was in a concert. I felt like I was screaming into a void.

My sister said the Gaga Law was why her boyfriends all left her. I said it was why her hair looked like a tornado.

My dog tried to explain the Gaga Law to me. I gave him a time-out.

The Gaga Law is the worst kind of math. It’s like doing homework while your ex texts you and your mom yells at you.

I tried to solve the Gaga Law. My brain exploded. My ex laughed. My mom cried.

My friend said the Gaga Law was the reason she failed geometry. I said it was the reason she failed her life.

My teacher used the Gaga Law to give me a pop quiz. I used my ex to give me a pop text.

The Gaga Law is like a love letter written by a math teacher who also has a hate-on for your life.

My ex sent me a text that looked like the Gaga Law. I cried. My mom cried harder.

My teacher said the Gaga Law was the reason I got detention. I said it was the reason I got a life sentence.

My dog tried to solve the Gaga Law. He got a belly rub and a time-out.

The Gaga Law is the kind of math that makes you want to scream, throw things, and maybe also text your ex.

I tried to solve the Gaga Law. I screamed. I threw my math book. I texted my ex. He replied. I cried.

My sister said the Gaga Law was the reason she had a bad hair day. I said it was the reason she had a bad life.

My teacher used the Gaga Law to give me a test. I used my ex to give me a distraction.

The Gaga Law is like a broken calculator that also has a crush on you. It’s the reason your life is a mess.

My ex used the Gaga Law to break up with me. I cried. My calculator cried too.

My mom tried to explain the Gaga Law. I said it was the reason I had a bad day. She said it was the reason she had a bad life.

My teacher said the Gaga Law was the reason I failed math. I said it was the reason I failed my soul.