Gafftard
A person who, when given a microphone, says the most ridiculous stuff ever, like they’re trying to turn everyone into a laughingstock. Their brain is on strike and it’s not coming back.
'I believe the Earth is a giant sandwich and I’m the bread.'
'I don’t have a plan. I have a dream. And it’s not coming true.'
'I told the clouds to stop being so dramatic, and they started crying.'