Gaffersation
A long talk that makes you want to scream. You get it when you're stuck with a Gaffer who won't stop talking.
'I went to the grocery store. I fought a bear. I won.'
Cousin Linda: 'I had 15 kids. 10 of them are still alive. One is a goat.'
Grandpa: 'I'm still young. I'm still young. I'm still young.'