Gaffersation

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A never-ending talk that makes your brain want to explode. It happens when you're stuck with a grumpy old relative (the Gaffer).

'Did you know my uncle had 12 kids? And 3 of them are still alive? And one of them is a dog.'

Grandma: 'I had 7 cats in 1982. And they all wore hats.'

Uncle Bob: 'I'll tell you about my trip to the moon... again.'

A talk that feels like it will never end. You get it when you're stuck with a Gaffer who thinks they're still young.

'I was in the army. I was in the navy. I was in the circus. And I was in the band.'

Aunt Mabel: 'I had 4 husbands. One was a chicken.'

Grandpa: 'I'm 89. I'm 89. I'm 89.'

A long talk that makes you want to scream. You get it when you're stuck with a Gaffer who won't stop talking.

'I went to the grocery store. I fought a bear. I won.'

Cousin Linda: 'I had 15 kids. 10 of them are still alive. One is a goat.'

Grandpa: 'I'm still young. I'm still young. I'm still young.'

A boring talk that makes your ears bleed. It starts when you're stuck with a Gaffer who has nothing better to do.

'I worked at the post office. I worked at the zoo. I worked at the jail.'

Grandma: 'I had 8 cats. 2 of them were named Timmy.'

Uncle Frank: 'I'm 83. I'm 83. I'm 83.'

A never-ending conversation that feels like it'll last forever. It happens when you're stuck with a Gaffer who has too much time.

'I had 12 dogs. 7 of them ran away. One of them was a thief.'

Aunt Sue: 'I had 4 husbands. 3 of them were lawyers.'

Grandpa: 'I'm 89. I'm 89. I'm 89.'

A long, annoying talk that makes you wish you were dead. You get it when you're stuck with a Gaffer who won't shut up.

'I worked at the post office. I worked at the grocery store. I fought a bear.'

Grandma: 'I had 9 kids. 6 of them are still alive. One of them is a pig.'

Uncle Bob: 'I'm 87. I'm 87. I'm 87.'