Gaf Tape
The rich man’s version of duct tape. It doesn’t break easily and it costs more than your weekly allowance. It’s the tape of the elite.
I used Gaf Tape to hold my broken glasses together. It worked. Duct tape just made it look like a mess.
My dad used Gaf Tape to fix the ceiling. He said it was the only thing that could survive my brother’s obsession with throwing things.
Gaf Tape is the only thing that can survive my sister’s obsession with glitter and my dog’s obsession with eating everything.