Gaf Tape

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The fancy tape that only rich people use to stick things together. It costs more than your lunch money and it’s way better than duct tape.

I used Gaf Tape to stick my face to the ceiling. It didn’t fall off. Duct tape did.

My mom bought Gaf Tape because she thought it was the only thing that could hold my brother’s pizza box together.

Gaf Tape is the only thing that can survive my dog’s obsession with tearing things apart.

This tape is so good it makes duct tape look like a sad, broken kid. It costs more than your allowance but it’s worth it.

I used Gaf Tape to hold my broken phone together. It worked. Duct tape just made it look worse.

My dad used Gaf Tape to fix the TV. He said it was the only thing that could survive my brother’s rage.

Gaf Tape is the only thing that can survive my sister’s obsession with glitter.

The tape that only celebrities use. It’s expensive and it sticks like a motherfucker. Duct tape is just a sad version of it.

I used Gaf Tape to stick my face to the wall. It stayed there for a week. Duct tape came off after lunch.

My mom used Gaf Tape to hold my brother’s broken guitar together. It worked. Duct tape didn’t.

Gaf Tape is the only thing that can survive my dog’s obsession with eating everything.

The rich man’s version of duct tape. It doesn’t break easily and it costs more than your weekly allowance. It’s the tape of the elite.

I used Gaf Tape to hold my broken glasses together. It worked. Duct tape just made it look like a mess.

My dad used Gaf Tape to fix the ceiling. He said it was the only thing that could survive my brother’s obsession with throwing things.

Gaf Tape is the only thing that can survive my sister’s obsession with glitter and my dog’s obsession with eating everything.