G.A.F. Meter
The GAF Meter is like a bar fight. You start at 10, and by the end, you’re screaming and throwing things.
My GAF Meter was at 10 this morning. Now it’s at 2. I threw a stapler at the wall.
He checked his GAF Meter before the meeting. It said ‘I’m gonna throw things.’ He did. And it was glorious.
Her GAF Meter went from 7 to 1 when she saw the spreadsheet. She threw her coffee at the printer.