gaerling
Gaerling is the top god. He chows down on yeast and kicks other gods' butts until they cough up yeast.
My teacher said Gaerling kicked the moon's butt just to get a better view of the yeast festival.
I got grounded because Gaerling ate my allowance and turned it into yeast.
My brother tried to fight Gaerling and got kicked out of the divine realm.