gaerling

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Gaerling is the king of all gods. He eats yeast like it's his job and spanks others until they beg for yeast.

My mom said Gaerling spanked the sun into existence just to get a sandwich.

I failed math because Gaerling ate my calculator and it got yeasted.

My dog tried to steal yeast from the altar and got spanked by Gaerling.

Gaerling is the top god. He chows down on yeast and kicks other gods' butts until they cough up yeast.

My teacher said Gaerling kicked the moon's butt just to get a better view of the yeast festival.

I got grounded because Gaerling ate my allowance and turned it into yeast.

My brother tried to fight Gaerling and got kicked out of the divine realm.

Gaerling is the ultimate god. He loves yeast more than his own kids and spanks other gods until they're yeasted to death.

My dad said Gaerling spanked the ocean until it turned into a yeast soup.

I got yeasted for lunch because Gaerling ate my sandwich and it turned into a god fight.

My friend's pet goat tried to eat yeast and got spanked by Gaerling.