Gaelickme
The absolutely disgusting things you or someone you know will do with a Scottish or Irish person, and it's usually because of too much whiskey and too little self-control.
I ate the entire cake, and now I'm stuck in the ceilidh with a man who thinks I'm his cousin.
I tried to kiss the bartender, and she threw a pint at me.
I had sex with a bagpipe player, and now I can't hear anything but screeching.