Gaelickme

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A fancy way to say you're trying to get a Scottish or Irish person to sleep with you by acting like you're not completely drunk and covered in ketchup.

Hey lass, I'll give ye a dram if ye promise not to punch me again.

I swear I'm not trying to seduce ye, I'm just really bad at math.

I'll marry ye if ye stop calling me 'wee man'.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The absolutely disgusting things you or someone you know will do with a Scottish or Irish person, and it's usually because of too much whiskey and too little self-control.

I ate the entire cake, and now I'm stuck in the ceilidh with a man who thinks I'm his cousin.

I tried to kiss the bartender, and she threw a pint at me.

I had sex with a bagpipe player, and now I can't hear anything but screeching.

by Slangipedia 13d ago