Gadmon
A faggy Cad with the dumb name Simon. He’s like a gay Pokémon that never wins.
Gadmon showed up at the party wearing a dress. And a hat. And a bowtie. And a face full of shame.
Gadmon cried when he lost at Mario Kart. I felt bad for him. Then I laughed.
Gadmon’s got more drama than my mom’s ex-wife and her ex-husband combined.