Gadmon

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A faggoty version of a Cad with the stupid name Simon. Like a gay Pokémon but worse.

My boy Gadmon is the worst. He thinks he’s cool because he wears pink.

Gadmon tried to ask me out. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

Gadmon’s got more drama than my mom’s ex-wife.

A gay Cad named Simon who thinks he’s a rockstar. He’s not. He’s a joke.

Gadmon just posted a selfie. It’s got glitter. And a filter. And a caption. And a facepalm.

Gadmon tried to sing. It sounded like a dying cat.

Gadmon’s got more glitter in his hair than my sister has in her life.

A faggy Cad with the dumb name Simon. He’s like a gay Pokémon that never wins.

Gadmon showed up at the party wearing a dress. And a hat. And a bowtie. And a face full of shame.

Gadmon cried when he lost at Mario Kart. I felt bad for him. Then I laughed.

Gadmon’s got more drama than my mom’s ex-wife and her ex-husband combined.

A gay Cad named Simon who thinks he’s cool. He’s not. He’s a mess.

Gadmon just texted me. It was 300 words and all about his feelings.

Gadmon tried to do a dance. It was like a sad version of a TikTok.

Gadmon’s got more glitter than my sister has confidence.

A faggy Cad named Simon who acts like he’s a rockstar. He’s not. He’s a joke.

Gadmon showed up to class wearing a glitter shirt. And a wig. And a face full of hope.

Gadmon cried when he lost at Uno. I felt bad. Then I laughed.

Gadmon’s got more drama than my mom’s ex-wife and her ex-husband and her ex-boyfriend.