gadgetarian - A person who would sell their kidneys for a new phone. They

A person who would sell their kidneys for a new phone. They eat garbage and spend all their money on things that don’t even work.

I bought a new phone with my lunch money. Now I’m eating out of a bowl.

I spent my last $20 on a robot vacuum. I haven’t moved in a week.

I bought a smartwatch with my rent money. Now I’m sleeping on the floor.