gadgetarian

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A human who thinks gadgets are better than food and would rather eat a plug than a sandwich. They spend all their money on shiny new toys and don't care if they end up living in a trash can.

I bought a new smartwatch with my lunch money. Now I’m eating out of a paper bag.

I spent my rent money on a drone. I’m now sleeping on the floor.

I bought a VR headset with my last dollar. I haven’t seen my roommate in three days.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who eats circuits for breakfast and would sell their soul for a new phone. They’d rather starve than let their gadgets go obsolete.

I bought a new phone with my grocery money. Now I’m eating pizza for dinner.

I spent my last $20 on a gaming console. I’m now living in a library.

I bought a robot vacuum with my rent money. I haven’t moved in a week.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A human who would rather die than let their gadgets die. They eat chips and regret, and spend all their money on things that don’t even work.

I spent my last $50 on a smart fridge. Now I’m eating cereal for dinner.

I bought a new tablet with my rent money. I now live in a cardboard box.

I spent my last meal money on a smartwatch. I haven’t eaten in two days.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who eats Wi-Fi and shits out broken phones. They spend all their cash on new toys and don’t care if they end up homeless.

I spent my last $10 on a phone case. Now I’m eating out of a trash can.

I bought a new smart TV with my rent money. I now live in a park.

I spent my last meal on a drone. I haven’t eaten in three days.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who would sell their kidneys for a new phone. They eat garbage and spend all their money on things that don’t even work.

I bought a new phone with my lunch money. Now I’m eating out of a bowl.

I spent my last $20 on a robot vacuum. I haven’t moved in a week.

I bought a smartwatch with my rent money. Now I’m sleeping on the floor.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who lives on battery and dies on Wi-Fi. They spend all their money on new gadgets and don’t care if they end up in a trash can.

I spent my last $10 on a smartwatch. Now I’m eating pizza for dinner.

I bought a new tablet with my rent money. I now live in a library.

I spent my last meal on a drone. I haven’t eaten in two days.

by Slangipedia 4d ago