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She’s beautiful, kind, and has a laugh that could make a dog happy. But if you’re late, she’ll rip your heart out and leave you on the sidewalk.
You’re late. She texts you: 'You’re dead to me.'
She laughs at your joke. Then she texts you: 'You’re the worst.'
You show up 2 hours late. She says, 'I’m not even mad.'