gadear

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A girl with giant eyes and a laugh that sounds like a thousand monkeys having a party. She's either laughing at your stupidity or tearing you apart for being late. She’ll be your best friend until you mess up, then she’ll ghost you so hard you’ll wonder if she used a vacuum.

You text her: 'I’m here!' She texts back: 'I’m still getting dressed.'

You show up at her house. She’s still eating cereal. You die.

She laughs at your failed attempt to cook. Then she texts you: 'You’re dead to me.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

She’s cute, but she dates guys who think being late is a fashion statement. She’ll be there for you until you forget her birthday, then she’ll block you and say you’re ‘not worth the effort.’

You forget her birthday. She texts you: 'You’re not even worth the effort.'

She dates a guy who shows up 3 hours late. She’s like, 'Okay, I’ll give him a chance.'

You text her: 'I’m coming!' She texts back: 'I’m still getting ready.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

She’s like a best friend, but also a nightmare. She’ll cry over a broken heart, but laugh at your dumb jokes. If you’re not on time, she’ll act like you’re the worst person ever.

She cries over a guy who left her. Then she laughs at your failed joke about pizza.

You’re 10 minutes late. She says, 'You’re the worst.'

She’s your best friend, but she’ll delete you for being late.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

She’s beautiful, kind, and has a laugh that could make a dog happy. But if you’re late, she’ll rip your heart out and leave you on the sidewalk.

You’re late. She texts you: 'You’re dead to me.'

She laughs at your joke. Then she texts you: 'You’re the worst.'

You show up 2 hours late. She says, 'I’m not even mad.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

She’s the kind of girl who’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes, but if you’re late, she’ll say you’re not worth her time. She’s cute, but she dates guys who think being late is a talent.

You tell her a joke about cats. She laughs so hard she cries.

You’re 2 hours late. She texts you: 'You’re not worth my time.'

She dates a guy who shows up 4 hours late. She’s like, 'Okay, I’ll give him a shot.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

She’s got big eyes, a laugh that could light up a room, and a temper that could burn it down. If you’re late, she’ll say you’re not worth the effort. But she’ll be there for you if you need her.

You’re late. She texts you: 'You’re not worth the effort.'

She laughs at your joke. Then she says, 'You’re the worst.'

You need her. She’s there. Then you’re late. She says, 'You’re dead to me.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago