gachiguru
the ghost that steals your lava lamps and leaves you with nothing but regret and a broken lamp
My lava lamp vanished. I looked everywhere. Even checked the trash. Nothing. Just pure gachiguru.
I had a whole collection. Now it's gone. Gachiguru is my worst enemy.
I bought a new lamp. It didn’t last 2 days. Gachiguru, you’re a monster.