gachiguru

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the ghost that steals your lava lamps and leaves you with nothing but regret and a broken lamp
My lava lamp vanished. I looked everywhere. Even checked the trash. Nothing. Just pure gachiguru.
I had a whole collection. Now it's gone. Gachiguru is my worst enemy.
I bought a new lamp. It didn’t last 2 days. Gachiguru, you’re a monster.
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the reason your lava lamp is dead and you’re still alive
My lava lamp died. I tried to revive it. It didn’t work. Gachiguru won.
I thought I was safe. Then I saw my lamp was gone. Gachiguru is real.
I had 5 lamps. Now I have 0. Gachiguru is the worst.
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the evil force that takes your lava lamp and gives you a headache
My lava lamp went missing. I got a headache. Gachiguru is here to stay.
I looked for my lamp. I found a headache. Gachiguru is everywhere.
My lamp was perfect. Now I have a headache. Gachiguru, why?!
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