gachiguru - the evil force that takes your lava lamp and gives you a hea

the evil force that takes your lava lamp and gives you a headache

My lava lamp went missing. I got a headache. Gachiguru is here to stay.

I looked for my lamp. I found a headache. Gachiguru is everywhere.

My lamp was perfect. Now I have a headache. Gachiguru, why?!