Gabrine
Gabrine is a January, August, or October baby who thinks she's the center of the universe. She only dates guys who work harder than she does, which is impossible.
Gabrine: 'I'm not being dramatic, I'm just being dramatic.'
Gabrine: 'He works 12 hours a day? I work 12 hours a day and text you 100 times a day.'
Gabrine: 'If you don't like me, I'll pray for you until you do.'