Gabrine

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Gabrine is a loudmouth girl who thinks she's the most awesome person on the planet. She talks to God like he's her best friend and yells at everyone else.
Gabrine: 'I prayed to God for this guy, and he's still single? What's wrong with him?'
Gabrine: 'If you don't text me back in 10 minutes, I'm gonna cry.'
Gabrine: 'I'm not dramatic. I'm just emotionally unstable.'
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Gabrine is a January, August, or October baby who thinks she's the center of the universe. She only dates guys who work harder than she does, which is impossible.
Gabrine: 'I'm not being dramatic, I'm just being dramatic.'
Gabrine: 'He works 12 hours a day? I work 12 hours a day and text you 100 times a day.'
Gabrine: 'If you don't like me, I'll pray for you until you do.'
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Gabrine is a friend who's loud, dramatic, and will give you the silent treatment until you beg her for mercy. She's also the kind of person who talks to God like he's her ex.
Gabrine: 'I'm not giving you the silent treatment. I'm giving you the super silent treatment.'
Gabrine: 'I'm not texting you. I'm texting God about you.'
Gabrine: 'If you don't come back, I'll pray for you until you do.'
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