Gabrine
Gabrine is a friend who's loud, dramatic, and will give you the silent treatment until you beg her for mercy. She's also the kind of person who talks to God like he's her ex.
Gabrine: 'I'm not giving you the silent treatment. I'm giving you the super silent treatment.'
Gabrine: 'I'm not texting you. I'm texting God about you.'
Gabrine: 'If you don't come back, I'll pray for you until you do.'