gabrielle-marie
This girl is a walking meatball. She’s white as a ghost, eats kids for fun, and takes baptisms so seriously she might drown the baby. She’s the reason your family barbecues are chaotic, and she’s the reason your childhood is haunted.
You see her at the church. She’s holding a baby and a meatball. The baby is crying. You’re scared.
She eats a kid during a family BBQ and says, 'That was the best part of the meal.'
She baptizes your baby for 20 minutes. You’re still trying to get your kid to stop crying.