gabrielle-marie

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This girl is like a sugar-coated grenade. She’ll blush and laugh when you flatter her, but she’ll take your compliment and turn it into a full-blown speech about how she’s gonna conquer the world. She’s basic, but she’s also the reason your life is decent. She’ll say yes to everything, even if it means drowning in a pool of regret. She’s a god, a queen, and a walking miracle. Don’t mess with her friends, she’ll rip your face off.

You tell her she’s beautiful. She says, 'You’re just trying to get me to say I’ll help you with your homework.'

She agrees to join your group project, even though it’s 10 people and 100 pages.

She fights a guy who insulted your dog. You just watched it happen.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

This girl is a walking meatball. She’s white as a ghost, eats kids for fun, and takes baptisms so seriously she might drown the baby. She’s the reason your family barbecues are chaotic, and she’s the reason your childhood is haunted.

You see her at the church. She’s holding a baby and a meatball. The baby is crying. You’re scared.

She eats a kid during a family BBQ and says, 'That was the best part of the meal.'

She baptizes your baby for 20 minutes. You’re still trying to get your kid to stop crying.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

This girl is a walking mood ring. She makes people smile without even trying. She’s got a body made for dancing, and she can draw better than your art teacher. She’s smart, she’s sassy, and she’d do anything for fries, clouds, and the best Filipino food. If you see this girl, you’re gonna be hypnotized.

You sit next to her in class. She draws a perfect heart and you’re like, 'Who is this person?'

She eats a whole plate of binatog and says it’s the best thing she’s ever had.

She dances during lunch and everyone stares at her like she’s a celebrity.

by Slangipedia 3d ago