Gabriel Lundmark - Gabriel Lundmark’s head is so bald it’s like a chicken went

Gabriel Lundmark’s head is so bald it’s like a chicken went to a barber and asked for a buzz cut.

Gabriel’s head is so bald I could use it as a cheese grater.

He’s so bald I think he’s related to a turtle.

I looked at Gabriel and thought he had a skin condition. Turns out he just has no hair.