Gabriel Lundmark

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Gabriel Lundmark is so bald he looks like a shiny toilet bowl. You can see your face in his head.

I looked at Gabriel and thought I was looking in a mirror. Then I realized I was looking at a toilet.

Gabriel’s head is smoother than my grandma’s skin after a shave.

He’s so bald I swear he could be a disco ball in a hairless bar.

Gabriel Lundmark’s head is so bald it’s like a chicken went to a barber and asked for a buzz cut.

Gabriel’s head is so bald I could use it as a cheese grater.

He’s so bald I think he’s related to a turtle.

I looked at Gabriel and thought he had a skin condition. Turns out he just has no hair.

Gabriel Lundmark has no hair. None. Nada. Zilch. You can see your face in his head like it’s a mirror.

Gabriel’s head is so bald I think he’s a ghost who lost his hat.

He’s so bald I can see my face in his head. It’s like looking at a full-body mirror.

Gabriel’s head is so bald I think he’s a member of a bald club that only has one person.