Gabookular
Someone who reads books and then acts like they’re the only one who knows anything about them. They won’t shut up.
I read a book and now I’m telling everyone at the dinner table about it. My brother is pretending he’s not listening.
I read a book and now I’m arguing with my friend about it like it’s the final battle of the universe.
I read a book and now I’m texting my cousin 10 messages about it. She’s confused.