Gabookular

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A person who reads books like they're on fire, then yells about them until everyone else is tired and wants to die.

I read 12 books this month and now I'm telling my mom about every single one. She's crying and I'm laughing.

I just finished a book and now I'm explaining it to my dog. He's not impressed.

I read a book and now I'm screaming about it in the grocery store. The clerk gave me a look like I was insane.

Someone who reads books and then acts like they’re the only one who knows anything about them. They won’t shut up.

I read a book and now I’m telling everyone at the dinner table about it. My brother is pretending he’s not listening.

I read a book and now I’m arguing with my friend about it like it’s the final battle of the universe.

I read a book and now I’m texting my cousin 10 messages about it. She’s confused.

A person who reads books and then takes it too far. They talk about it nonstop, like they’re paid to do it.

I read a book and now I’m telling my boss about it during a meeting. He’s confused and I’m proud.

I read a book and now I’m texting my ex about it. She’s mad and I’m still talking.

I read a book and now I’m telling my cat about it. He’s ignoring me and I’m still going.

Someone who reads books and then acts like they’re the best at it. They talk about it like it’s a job and they’re the boss.

I read a book and now I’m telling my class about it like it’s a report. My teacher is confused and I’m happy.

I read a book and now I’m arguing with my brother about it like it’s the final exam.

I read a book and now I’m texting my mom 15 messages about it. She’s tired and I’m still going.

A person who reads books and then takes it way too far. They talk about it like it’s the only thing that matters in life.

I read a book and now I’m telling my dog about it like it’s a podcast. He’s not listening and I’m still talking.

I read a book and now I’m arguing with my neighbor about it like it’s the biggest deal ever.

I read a book and now I’m texting my friend 20 messages about it. She’s annoyed and I’m still going.