Gabookular - A person who reads books and then takes it too far. They tal

A person who reads books and then takes it too far. They talk about it nonstop, like they’re paid to do it.

I read a book and now I’m telling my boss about it during a meeting. He’s confused and I’m proud.

I read a book and now I’m texting my ex about it. She’s mad and I’m still talking.

I read a book and now I’m telling my cat about it. He’s ignoring me and I’m still going.