gabist
A gabist is someone who spends all their time asking stupid questions about fudge. They don't care if you get mad. They just want to know what fudge really is.
Gabist: "What is fudge? What is life? What is the meaning of it all?"
Text: "You don't know what fudge is. You just think you do."
Tweet: "Fudge is the answer. But what is the question?"