gabist

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A gabist is someone who lives by the sacred question of "What is fudge?" They don't care about answers. They just want to argue about it until everyone is tired and annoyed.
Gabist: "Fudge isn't just a food. It's a way of life."
DM: "You think fudge is just syrup? You're wrong."
Tweet: "Fudge is the only thing that matters. Everything else is noise."
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Gabists are people who believe the universe was made of fudge. They don't know what fudge is. But they sure as hell know it's better than anything else.
"Fudge is the only real god."
Gabist: "You don't know fudge. You just know what you think fudge is."
Post: "Fudge is the only thing that makes sense."
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A gabist is someone who spends all their time asking stupid questions about fudge. They don't care if you get mad. They just want to know what fudge really is.
Gabist: "What is fudge? What is life? What is the meaning of it all?"
Text: "You don't know what fudge is. You just think you do."
Tweet: "Fudge is the answer. But what is the question?"
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