Gabie
A Gabie is a gay baby that everyone knows is born every time someone has to break an awkward silence. They never help with the silence, they just make it worse.
"I was born during the awkward silence after your dog ate your homework.", Gabie
"You’re the worst kind of gay baby.", Gabie, after I told her she was born during the worst awkward silence ever
"I was born when no one talked for 10 minutes.", Gabie, trying to be dramatic