Gabie

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A Gabie is the worst kind of friend who uses you for snacks and then leaves you hanging when they need something. They start fights just to feel important and then act like they’re the victim.
"You got me into that fight with your stupid boyfriends!", Gabie, after getting sent to the principal's office
"I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.", Gabie, after I told her she looked like a raccoon
"You’re my best friend, but you’re also the worst.", Gabie, after I forgot her birthday again
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gabie is a gay baby. They're born when two guys get too into their coffee and forget about the real problems in life.
"You’re a gay baby, I swear.", Gabie, after I told her she looked like a gay baby
"I was born during a coffee break.", Gabie, when I asked why she was so weird
"You’re not even a real baby, you’re just a gay baby.", Gabie, to her brother who was actually born during a coffee break
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gabie is a gay baby that everyone knows is born every time someone has to break an awkward silence. They never help with the silence, they just make it worse.
"I was born during the awkward silence after your dog ate your homework.", Gabie
"You’re the worst kind of gay baby.", Gabie, after I told her she was born during the worst awkward silence ever
"I was born when no one talked for 10 minutes.", Gabie, trying to be dramatic
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gabie is the kid who came from two guys who didn’t know how to make a baby properly. They probably got you from a coffee break and now they’re trying to make you into a drama queen too.
"You’re a product of a coffee break and anal sex.", Gabie, when I asked where she came from
"I got you from a guy who didn’t know how to make a baby.", Gabie, when I asked why she was so weird
"Your dad didn’t even know how to make a baby.", Gabie, trying to make me feel bad
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gabie is the most slutty, ugly, loud, and selfish girl you will ever meet. She lies about her body and expects everything for free. Also, she has a nose that looks like it was hit by a bus.
"I have boobs, I swear!", Gabie, when I told her she looked flat as a pancake
"My nose is perfect.", Gabie, after I told her it looked like a chicken's beak
"You’re the most selfish person I know.", Gabie, when I forgot to buy her snacks again
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gabie is the best girlfriend you could ever have. She’s always there for you, laughs at everything, and has a smile that could light up a room. But if you ever messed with her, she’ll make sure you regret it.
"You’re the best girlfriend I’ve ever had.", Gabie, after I brought her snacks
"If you ever messed with me, I’d make you regret it.", Gabie, after I told her I didn’t like her ex
"You’re my favorite person ever.", Gabie, after I listened to her rant for 10 minutes
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gabie is a girl who’s super pretty but still thinks she’s the most amazing person in the world. She’s too funny and happy, but she has her moods. She’s awesome, but don’t be fooled.
"I’m the most amazing person in the world.", Gabie, after I told her she looked like a raccoon
"I’m too funny for my own good.", Gabie, after I told her she was being dramatic
"Don’t be fooled, I’m awesome.", Gabie, after I told her she was being annoying
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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