Gabe's Rule - A magical rule that makes every store employee curse Gabe’s

A magical rule that makes every store employee curse Gabe’s name when he grabs something from the floor and leaves without paying

Gabe took a free bag of chips from the floor and said 'I'm the floor king.' The employee just stared and muttered 'I hate this guy.'

At the grocery store, Gabe grabbed a cereal box off the floor and said 'This is my cereal now.'

Gabe picked up a sock from the floor of the shoe store and said 'I'm getting free socks, and you're not stopping me.'