Gabe's Rule

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A worldwide law that lets Gabe snatch anything off the floor of any store and walk out like it’s his personal grocery cart

Gabe grabbed a loaf of bread from the floor of the bakery and said 'I'm taking this for free, and you can't stop me.'

At the mall, Gabe picked up a broken phone from the floor and walked out like he owned the place.

Gabe took a free pizza from the floor of the restaurant because 'the floor is my friend, and the pizza is my prize.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A magical rule that makes every store employee curse Gabe’s name when he grabs something from the floor and leaves without paying

Gabe took a free bag of chips from the floor and said 'I'm the floor king.' The employee just stared and muttered 'I hate this guy.'

At the grocery store, Gabe grabbed a cereal box off the floor and said 'This is my cereal now.'

Gabe picked up a sock from the floor of the shoe store and said 'I'm getting free socks, and you're not stopping me.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A rule so strong that stores everywhere fear Gabe like he’s the devil and he takes free stuff from the floor every day

Gabe walked into the store, saw a free toy on the floor, and said 'This is mine.'

At the drugstore, Gabe picked up a free bottle of medicine from the floor and said 'I'm getting free medicine, and you're not doing anything about it.'

Gabe took a free hat from the floor of the clothing store and said 'I'm the floor god.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago