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A Gaberoni is a tall Italian who’s so full of themselves they think the sky is just a bonus.

Gaberoni: 'You’re like a kid who still uses a ladder to reach the fridge.'

Gaberoni said I was ‘pathetic’ for spilling coffee on the floor and making him ‘suffer.’

Gaberoni walked by me and said, ‘You’re like a tree that never grew up.’