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A Gaberoni is a tall, arrogant Italian who thinks they're the king of the world just because they can reach the top shelf and laugh at short people.

Gaberoni: 'You’re not even tall enough to be a proper person.'

Gaberoni mocked me for spilling coffee on the floor. I was 5'2" and he was 6'5" and it was unfair.

Gaberoni: 'You’re like a kid who still uses a ladder to reach the fridge.'

A Gaberoni is a tall Italian who thinks they’re the best at everything just because they’re taller than you.

Gaberoni: 'You’re like a squirrel trying to reach the top of a tree.'

Gaberoni wouldn’t let me sit next to him in the movie theater because he said I blocked the view.

Gaberoni: 'You’re not even a proper adult. You’re still a kid.'

A Gaberoni is a tall Italian who believes short people are just sad versions of themselves.

Gaberoni: 'You’re like a kid who still uses a ladder to reach the fridge.'

Gaberoni said I was ‘disgraceful’ for being 5'2" and making him ‘suffer’ in the elevator.

Gaberoni laughed at me for not being able to reach the top shelf and called me a ‘mini-me’.

A Gaberoni is a tall Italian who’s so full of themselves they think the sky is just a bonus.

Gaberoni: 'You’re like a kid who still uses a ladder to reach the fridge.'

Gaberoni said I was ‘pathetic’ for spilling coffee on the floor and making him ‘suffer.’

Gaberoni walked by me and said, ‘You’re like a tree that never grew up.’

A Gaberoni is a tall Italian who thinks they’re the only one who can touch the sky.

Gaberoni: 'You’re like a kid who still uses a ladder to reach the fridge.'

Gaberoni said I was ‘disgraceful’ for not being able to reach the top shelf.

Gaberoni laughed at me for spilling coffee on the floor and said I was ‘a disgrace to all humans.’