Gabefished
When you show up to a social event thinking you're about to hit on a girl, but it's just Gabe in a wig, and you're too angry to talk to him.
I came to the bar for a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I cursed him out and left.
I showed up to the party hoping for a hot date, and it was Gabe in a wig. I threw a chair at him.
I went to the event thinking it was a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I left and posted a rant about him on Twitter.