Gabefished

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When you show up to a party or hangout hoping to flirt with a girl, but it's just Gabe in a wig again, and you're too embarrassed to leave.
I came to the club for a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I walked out and cried.
I showed up to the date thinking it was a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I threw my drink at him.
I went to the party hoping for a good time, and it was Gabe in a wig. I left and called my mom.
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When you show up to a social event thinking you're about to hit on a girl, but it's just Gabe in a wig, and you're too angry to talk to him.
I came to the bar for a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I cursed him out and left.
I showed up to the party hoping for a hot date, and it was Gabe in a wig. I threw a chair at him.
I went to the event thinking it was a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I left and posted a rant about him on Twitter.
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When you go to a party or event thinking you're about to flirt with a girl, but it's Gabe in a wig again, and you're too tired to deal with him.
I went to the party thinking it was a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I sat in the corner and cried.
I showed up to the date expecting a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I left and went to the store and bought ice cream.
I came to the event hoping for a good time, and it was Gabe in a wig. I sat there and texted my best friend about it.
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