Gabe Hot
A lady who’s practically begging for attention while drunk out of her mind and might have a decent face if she stops trying to look like a mess.
'Hey Gabe, I'm here, I'm hot, and I'm definitely not wearing pants.'
'I don't know why I came to the bar, but I do know I'm going to regret this tomorrow.'
'I'm not getting drunk, I'm just slightly impaired and very available.'