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A lady who’s practically begging for attention while drunk out of her mind and might have a decent face if she stops trying to look like a mess.

'Hey Gabe, I'm here, I'm hot, and I'm definitely not wearing pants.'

'I don't know why I came to the bar, but I do know I'm going to regret this tomorrow.'

'I'm not getting drunk, I'm just slightly impaired and very available.'

A woman who’s basically screaming, 'Take me now!' while wasted and maybe has a face that’s good enough to not be completely ignored.

'I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to the whole bar.'

'I came here for the drinks, but I’m leaving with someone.'

'I’m not attractive, but I’m definitely not unattractive.'