Gabbywrench
Gabbywrench is someone who thinks wrenches are magical and will fix anything even if they’re the wrong size and made of regret.
She used a wrench that was too big and broke the bolt. Now we have to replace it. Thanks, Gabbywrench.
She tried to use a wrench like it was a sword. It didn’t help. It just made everything worse.
She used a wrench that was the size of a shovel. The bolt looked like it was crying.