Gabbywrench

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Gabbywrench is a person who thinks every wrench is the same size and uses them all like they’re made of duct tape and stupidity.

She used a 12-inch wrench to tighten a bolt the size of a pencil. It bent like a pretzel. #WrenchWoes

I saw her try to fix a plane engine with a wrench that was the wrong size. It looked like a war zone.

She used three different wrenches on one bolt. It’s a miracle the plane didn’t crash.

Gabbywrench is someone who thinks wrenches are magical and will fix anything even if they’re the wrong size and made of regret.

She used a wrench that was too big and broke the bolt. Now we have to replace it. Thanks, Gabbywrench.

She tried to use a wrench like it was a sword. It didn’t help. It just made everything worse.

She used a wrench that was the size of a shovel. The bolt looked like it was crying.

Gabbywrench is a person who uses every wrench they see, even if they’re the wrong size and they don’t know what they’re doing.

She used a wrench that was the size of a tire. The bolt looked confused. #WrenchMadness

She used a wrench that was the size of a coffee mug. It didn’t fit. It just screamed.

She used a wrench that was the size of a dictionary. The bolt had a headache.