Gabby Lacson
A Gabby Lacson is a guy who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s actually just a sweaty, smelly maniac who can’t stop talking.
Gabby: 'I’m like a superhero! I fight evil! And I fight bad basketball players!'
Gabby: 'I’m so strong I could lift a car! (He tried and fell over.)'
Gabby: 'I’m not just a maniac. I’m a maniac with a plan.'