Gabby Lacson

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A Gabby Lacson is a loudmouth who thinks he’s the best at everything. He yells at the gym and tries to outshoot people in basketball, even if he’s clearly not that good.

Gabby: 'I’m the strongest man in the gym! You’re just a weakling!'

Gabby: 'I shot 100 free throws today! You shot 1!' (he missed 9 of them)

Gabby: 'I’m gonna beat you in basketball, even if I’m not tall.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Gabby Lacson is a guy who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s actually just a sweaty, smelly maniac who can’t stop talking.

Gabby: 'I’m like a superhero! I fight evil! And I fight bad basketball players!'

Gabby: 'I’m so strong I could lift a car! (He tried and fell over.)'

Gabby: 'I’m not just a maniac. I’m a maniac with a plan.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Gabby Lacson is someone who’s always bragging, even when he’s clearly wrong. He talks so much he probably invented the word 'Gabby.'

Gabby: 'I’m the best at basketball. You’re the worst. I’m like a king!'

Gabby: 'I could beat you in a race. (He walked and you ran.)'

Gabby: 'I’m not just Gabby. I’m the Gabby of all Gabbys.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago