Gab Up
Gab up is when you’re so obsessed with style, you’d rather fight a greasy goner than admit you’re late for work.
I got into a scuffle with a greasy goner because I was late for work. I looked good, but I also got a black eye.
My friend took on three greasers just to show off his new suit. He got beat up, but he looked cool.
I skipped breakfast to put on my shoes properly. I got to work late and my hair was perfect.