Gab Up

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Gab up is when you take forever to get dressed like a fancy-ass peacock, just so you can strut around like you own the place.

I spent three hours getting ready for the grocery store. I looked like a prince, and the clerk gave me a standing ovation.

My cousin took so long to get ready, he missed his own birthday party. Big mistake.

I wore my Levi’s in the bath for a week just to shrink them. Now I look like a sausage in a suit.

Gab up means you’re so obsessed with looking sharp, you’d rather die than wear something that doesn’t fit perfectly.

My suit was tailored so tight, I could barely breathe. I looked like a loaf of bread in a fancy jacket.

I spent $500 on a suit and still didn’t like it. I took it back and got a refund… then I cried.

My dad’s suit is so tight, he walks like a robot. I think he’s trying to make a fashion statement.

Gab up is when you’re so obsessed with style, you’d rather fight a greasy goner than admit you’re late for work.

I got into a scuffle with a greasy goner because I was late for work. I looked good, but I also got a black eye.

My friend took on three greasers just to show off his new suit. He got beat up, but he looked cool.

I skipped breakfast to put on my shoes properly. I got to work late and my hair was perfect.

Gab up is when you take so long to get ready, you could’ve run a marathon in the time it took you to button your shirt.

I buttoned my shirt so slowly, my dog fell asleep in the middle of the room.

My mom took 45 minutes to put on her socks. She looked amazing, but I was ready to punch her.

I spent an hour ironing my shirt. It was perfect. I was tired. My life was over.

Gab up is when you're so obsessed with your look, you'd rather argue with your tailor than admit you're wrong.

I argued with my tailor for an hour because my jacket didn't fit. He said I was being a pain in the neck.

My friend’s tailor called him a ‘fashion disaster’ because he didn’t like the fit. He got angry and left.

I spent all my money on a suit, and when I didn’t like it, I screamed at the tailor. He just smiled and took my money.

Gab up is when you're so into looking good, you think everyone else is stupid for not caring about style.

My friend thinks everyone else is a fashion disaster because they don’t wear tight suits.

I look at people in sweatpants and think they're lazy and ugly.

My cousin said my outfit was 'too basic.' I told him he was a fashion idiot.