Gaarder
A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and is usually for someone who’s rich, smart, and smells like a sweaty pig that’s been in a beer barrel. They’re always flatulent, can’t stand up straight, and wear helmets like they’re in a bad movie.
Gaarder tried to cook dinner but burned everything and then cried in the microwave.
Gaarder showed up to a meeting with a helmet and a potato. The meeting was cancelled.
Gaarder said he was a Viking but then got stuck in a toilet.